I get a few odd anons here and there about Texas so I thought I’d make a quick post!
- Not all of Texas is a desert. In fact, I live in wetlands where it floods often and we have a ton of plant life. It’s like this for about 100 miles around me. A lot of Texas is actually forest and hills.
As a person who was born and raised in Texas. It also snows in Texas! Granted, it’s kind of a pathetic sort of snow, it doesn’t stick and it usually immediately turns into slush or ice, and I never had a white Christmas until I moved to Oklahoma, but I had a few white Februaries.
I’m not gonna lie, though, every time I read someone write about Texas summers I think to myself how they could probably stand to exaggerate a little more and the description would still fall short. Take this from someone who had to spend three summers without air conditioning, once, thanks to my dog getting under the house and tearing up the vent system. Texas summers suck, even after you adjust to them so that an open window and a faint breeze are enough to keep you from sweating in 109 Fahrenheit weather
Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.
IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET
IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.
NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”
TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.
^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.
everyone who knows me knows exactly why i’m reblogging this.
what the hell Shlee
This is what you get for threatening to pee one everything I love if I didn’t send you a suggestion. I would have sent you a suggestion anyway! You didn’t have to be so rude.
LITERALLY CHANGE MY LIFE
automatically reblogging this because even though I just pressed play it’s already awesome.
FIRST NAME: The first two letters of your first, middle, and last names
SURNAME: The last two letters of the same names
If you don’t have a middle name or that combination makes no sense, use the first three letters of your first/last name, etc. Don’t worry about overlap.
Aslyki Eennon I feel like this didn’t work out as well as it could have. Let’s try the alternative.
Ashkin Leeson. I like this option better.
But technically speaking I didn’t need to do this because my first and last name are already 6 letters long each.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
The Gifset of Rassilon
Rassilon really needs to learn to pick up his toys when he’s done with them.
God dammit, Rassilon